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Post by Maison D'âmes on Jan 31, 2014 11:11:59 GMT -4
What is the best way of shaving a beard, like a dwarf beard, but not on a dwarf? Like if a non-dwarf suddenly had trouble keeping from growing a dwarf beard, how would you handle it?
Also why is stubble so itchy?
-no way I am signing this.
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Post by grakka on Jan 31, 2014 11:27:04 GMT -4
Dat dopent on if U wan da facehair ta bee all gone, mos gone, or juz trimm it up so dat it not got dat tree face like ting.
If U wanz it all gone, den me tink U talk ta skunky an he give u da stuff in da bottle dat make it go buh bye. Or, U no be wuss an juz set it on fire till U no has face anymore den has da healy type us da wujji wuj an mak da face bettar.
-Grakka
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Post by saerhaus on Jan 31, 2014 13:51:20 GMT -4
Offend one of the traveling people so that they curse you to not grow hair?
-Saerhaus
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Post by grakka on Jan 31, 2014 15:14:33 GMT -4
Dat only work if u no want get hair...dat no good if u gotz hair u need rid o.
-Grakka
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Post by saerhaus on Jan 31, 2014 19:12:35 GMT -4
Good point, you could instead do a great service to them and ask for a blessing. Eagiz might be able to help with some acids?
-Saerhaus
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Post by Maison D'âmes on Jan 31, 2014 19:22:30 GMT -4
But I like the rest of my hair...
And this Won't Stop GROWING BACK!!!
-help me
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Post by saerhaus on Jan 31, 2014 19:28:24 GMT -4
Alright what did you do to get the beard of a dwarf? Need more information to help.
-Unless you want to get rid of it all
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Post by Maison D'âmes on Jan 31, 2014 19:32:10 GMT -4
Just a wee little spiritual cohabitation during the Festival of the Dead... it just didn't go away afterwards! And.. I'm not supposed to have STUBBLE!
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spank
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Post by spank on Jan 31, 2014 19:35:16 GMT -4
To unsigned,
You could become infested with sand fleas, the resulting itching would cause you to scratch uncontrollable until your skin is raw and scabs over and eventually grows back in thick scar tissue unable to bear hair. You could spend years at the academy of Silvin Flippernisken, renowned alchemist, picking his brain, trying various concoctions until you find one that keeps the hair from growing on your face. Possibly you could find the name of Genie and call them to you gaining a wish and wishing it away, be warned they will require a favor to be named later that must be kept.
Searching out a Fae and working out at trade but be careful trading with Fae is a dangerous game and not to be taken lightly. You might be able to gain favor from a time lord or two and have them whisk you back to a time when you had no hair on your face. Be warned playing with time is not to be done by those who are careless or act hastily, much damage can be done. You could become undead, in death nothing grows so once you remove the unwanted growth it would not return.
The quickest and easiest way to remove unwanted hair and keep it from bothering you for some time is my personal favorite. Fire. Its quick, its cheap, its effective and you can find it almost anywhere.
I hope this helps you
Eros.
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Post by saerhaus on Jan 31, 2014 19:59:28 GMT -4
If you wish to be rid of the spirit find its clan and go through there funeral rites. I'll assist you with that of you want to go that way. If you go with the fire route let me know first and I'll pass out a round of intoxicants.
-Saerhaus
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Post by Maison D'âmes on Jan 31, 2014 21:14:03 GMT -4
I wouldn't mind the spirit normally, she's not particularly chatty or anything. It's just this beard.. thing. On the plus side, you should see what I can do with an anvil lately. Hoping for a solution that doesn't involve me catching on fire. Between myself and the dwarf I think it would take more intoxicants than Midway has.
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Post by That Guy on Jan 31, 2014 22:37:58 GMT -4
Aye Saerhaus Would be the only one worth a damn in this Conversation. Ifin ya be serious Ill bring ya to the Fang.
Sheriff Stormhammer
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Post by Maison D'âmes on Jan 31, 2014 23:36:20 GMT -4
If there's some method of reasonable beard management, I'd be quite content, Sheriff. Who knows where this road might take me, but I just... look it's really itchy is all.
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Post by That Guy on Feb 1, 2014 4:56:58 GMT -4
Aye its just cause yer new to its wonder is all. Ifin ya talk ta an alchemist they can be givin ya an ointment/powder ta help wit the itch.
Sheriff Stormhammer
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Post by Maison D'âmes on May 25, 2014 22:06:27 GMT -4
Sheriff,
We still on for our meeting on this issue?
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