EVENT TEASER

[That Guy]

Teaser for 2013 Opener.
Apr. 26-28

Welcome Back Wayfareing Adventurers:

The Weather this past winter has been almost as strange as has the changes that it has brought about in its natives. Many of the farmers planted crops early in hopes for two harvests this year. Yet with this frost snap they are now concerned if they will even have one solid harvest.

The Wildlife is a lot less wild with its numbers drastically reduced from the desolet winter, the unusual warring of the savage and the mysterious reports of sections of forest being fine one day and DEAD the next.

Hostilities between Lorringar and the Fang have not been this inflamed since the ending of the war. Will someone quelch the flame or will rumors prove true? Are there really those who wish to fuel the fire and set ablaze old Feudes?

Although crime has gone down inside Midway, outside the town forgein criminals must be visiting Ter-Vesa. The Farmlands have never seen so much crime from basic cut-purses to home robbery and even a few boats have been reported heisted from Ports Landing-NORTH
The golems themselves have been seem getting dragged off by all matter of "locals".


It seems the only city not Overly effected by this weather and potential powder keg is Ports Landing. There docks have been working nonstop this last month. I haven't see this much action in North and South Port's landing since the few months trailing the signing of the great treaty.

Bark Gent
I've gotta Nose fer News

[That Guy]

Teaser for 2013 Aug. 23-25

Have you missed me as much as I have you my Adventuring friends?

Much has happened since you traveled these lands

Since the attacks on both Elf and Dwarf both Lorringar City and The Fang have heightened security. It is as of yet still unclear as to who and where these attacks are coming from there for the Fang now has only certain hours of operation and Lorringar City has closed its Gates to any and all non-sponsored none citizens. As of yet Ports Landing has unchanged, although there are talks of increasing Guard presence in all areas.

Low crime and High crime have been on the rise these last few months. Anything from pick pockets to Murder has been increasing in the surrounding lands of Midway. Don't go wandering alone no kiddies.

The most unusual news as of late is the state of Ports Landing. There have been rumors of great waves and turbulent waters for unknown reason for the past month. Some sailors have even gone as far as to say laughing before there ships were hit with tidal waves or whirlpools. As of yet there reports are unsuported. However one sailor spoke to this reporter and stated "we waz retun from suply run ta caldore and tis big o face appered inda wave an demanded toll fer usen da water, when I told da Captain he said n I waz still drunk but me not drink but he captain so i went back ta job" this sailor was Crudd the Fearful, one of three survivors from the capsized ship "the Bearded Lady"

Finally Congratulations to Eagiz Rodregiz on becoming the first Deputy of Midway. Three Cheers and GOOD LUCK Lawman ......... This reporter thinks your going to need it.

Remember you heard it here first.

Bark Gent
I've got a Nose fer News

[That Guy]

Teaser for 2013
Sept 27-29

Well hasn't it been quite an exciting month since last "we" spoke.

Most of the water problems have flowed away due to you adventuring do-gooders HIP HIP HUZZAA.

Yet fear not there are more trials and tribulations ahead for you to ply your trade.

Lorringar city is still on lock down yet not for the reasons you may think, this pup batted his eyes in the right direction and found out that the locks are tight to keep those in not keep you out. If you ask this hound Lorringar is in more need of you then you of them to date.
But you didn't hear that from me!

Was that THUNDER you have been hearing? no it is the it has been in the air for weeks now the bashing of earth and stone coming from the mountains this reporter does wonder shall come raining down from the mountain.

Now for the strange news we have two tantalizing tidbits of news. First a presence of Wizards from the Royal Academy of Arcane Arts have been seen arriving in ports landing and traveling to both Lorringar City and The Dwarves of the Fang, a presence not seen in Ter'Vesa in quite sometime from what I've been told decades.
Second on the list of strange has been the appearance of strange "lines" of energy or magic appearing throughout our lands some have stated when they touched these things they were granted power yet others have stated whence touch they have seen a brilliant light then immense pain.

Are these two strange occurrences related or just one huge coincidence, I for one am on the edge of my seat to find out.

Bark Gent
I've Got A Nose Fer News

[That Guy]

Teaser for 2014
May 30-June 1

Together Again!!!

The chattering of teeth in Ter'Vesa never seems to slow, rumors mostly however rumors with a hint of truth to them.
The murders have ceased in Loringar, but a new crime wave has appeared in Ports Landing. Both the elves of Loringar and the dwarves of The Fang in Ports Landing have been getting murdered. Tales are too gruesome to tell, however, there are some gruesome rumors of the disturbing sites seen by the town’s members of Ports Landing. No one it seems was safe from these crimes. Until the Duke of Loringar, himself, led a crusade to find this fiend, the serial killer was Captured, Tried and Executed within short order and the mess was cleaned up.

The Duke cracked open the gates of Loringar to those that be friendly to the city, only to find that his daughter has been kidnapped by her own personal guard, who managed to slay several of the Loringar Guard on their way out of the keep. A massive manhunt began just shortly after the Winter Solstice for the missing Lady; however attempts at locating her have been futile, again just rumors on the wind. but we know my friends what truth lies within rumor. The Duke is offering a healthy reward for the capture of the criminals and return of his beloved daughter, also offering a small reward for information that leads to the return of his daughter and the justice of the Criminals that have taken her from him.

In the mountains the thunder grows more and more native creatures of the fang are seen leaving its safty could this just be weather or maybe the giants are yet again up to no good?

And it seems the Fangs Representative to Midway has returned. Welcome back Guild Mistress of Midway it has been far to long we are all glad you have returned safely to us, maybe this time you'll stick around.

In broader news complaints of things "poisoning" the minds of citizens whilst they sleep who would do such dastardly deeds.

Don't forget the rising of the elemental presence. What does this mean for Ter'Vesa? What does this mean for Avalon? Is it really to blame on the Portal system? who knows?

The most startling news in the reporters humble opinion would be the return of the "sheriff" who was never really gone and the increase in all the random magical fluctuations and occurrences, coincidence? This reporter THINKS NOT

Be safe out there my travelers.
Bark Gent
I've Got A Nose For News

[That Guy]

Teaser 2014 October

Well travelers of Ter'Vesa again the month of Ghosts and Ghouls is upon us.
So the happenings around town?

Whats going on in the Lorringar you ask, good question. Are the whispers of rebellion true or is this just more hearsay and rumor to weaken Lorringar's political structure and cause unrest in its citizens?

Spirits have been seen throughout Ter'Vesa, somehow gaining more strength within our tangible plane, most say "it's just that time of year" however this reporter sees something through the Veil. Could it be the weakening this time of year is becoming worse? Could it be that the random fluxes in magic are doing more damage than we are being told? We'll I don't know, you figure it out. I have too much on my plate including figuring out why my Orc bodyguard is now obsessed with pie and spending most of his time playing Dragon poker with thugs in South Landing!!!

The Fang as always, closed doors and secret meetings, but this Nosey pup got word there’s something big going on, war? A new King? or maybe just a really neat 2-Headed Hammer, the going theory is an heir to one of the 7 royal families has been found. What does this mean for the way of life in the Fang?

Shadows Veil is all a buzz this time of year however this year is different with the upped presence of guards and all the construction being done at the orders of Prince Huntington of the Savage Lands.

On brighter news there has been a noticeable lack in the presence of the Marsh Eels in the past few months. THANK YOU ADVENTURERS! Trading in ports landing looks to have fully recovered from the incidents of last year.

Now for the biggest news going on, The Elemental war has begun seeping into Midway and Ter’Vesa, random elementals are easily spotted all throughout the lands.

Beware not to lose "yourself"
Bark E. Gent
I've Got A Nose For News

[That Guy]

WOW!!!

Looks like I missed the party!

Justice and tea were served in Shadows' Veil this past gather! Apparently Prince Rhogar will not suffer a criminal. Four...I repeat, not one not two not three but FOUR obliterations were dealt to outlaws of the crown, yet somehow a clever criminal escaped capture even with his royal Highness and his men around!

His Highness also stated that aligning oneself with any elemental plane illegal. Does this mean his Highness will pay for existing ties???

The Duchess held tea on Saturday and was snuffed not only by a foreign noble HOUSE but by Midway's own guilds. We all know our own Duchess to be kind and forgiving so I'm sure there will be no repercussions.~~~

But fear not Ter'Vesa, the mighty adventurers have yet again saved us from the horrors of the month of loose spirits, hip hip huzzah, hip hip HUZZAH!

What did you say? You haven't heard the news? Apparently, Lorringar is cut off from some of its secret outposts. Yes, terrible news, I agree...but one wonders why, who knew of these "secret" outposts, and what is...was...Lorringar hiding?

In other news, Celestial Dawn, Dawn's Fire, and Marsh Eels are all kill on site - oh and I'm sure there's some other groups I've missed! Looks like the ol' Hammer's gunna need some help! Who thinks I should become a deputy of Midway? Can this ol' dog be taught new tricks?

Oops, I forgot! I'm wanted for my little public missives too. Let me tell ya, it's getting hard to make a living nowadays!

Okay, okay Loringar, all kidding aside; I wish to turn myself in and clear the air. Friday evening of the next gather in Midway, I shall turn myself in to the proper authorities. You may send a knight to bring me into custody. I shall be alone in the cabin with an X on it.

~Bark E. Gent
I've got a nose for news

[Kate (Plot) Monster]

Welcome to the Year of the Five Comets.

Well I guess it's that time again, it's starting to get a little bit warmer and my nose is starting to smell some news. First off I want to apologize to Loringarr, sorry I couldn't stick around, I had other important engagements to attend to. I hope your chaps didn't get too cold.

Now what's been happening in Ter'Vesa while you adventurers have been holed up keeping warm. It seems that the farmers around Midway have been having some problems again with those thoughtless Marsh Eels looting what storage they have for the winter, especially those farms that are under the direct protection of the one, the only, Deputy Egiz Rodriguez of Midway, I guess that smelly skunk hasn't appropriately marked his territory in a while.

The Thane is dead, long live the Thane! Well Apparently the Thane of the Fang has passed completely naturally at the ripe "old" Dwarven age of 703. Apparently the Fangs healer said that he had bad "veins." Let us hope that the next has a more prosperous life span.

But Hey in brighter news the coffers in Ports Landing are Bare, just like the Mayor's Estate. But I'm sure that neither of them have anything to do with one another. By the way the Mayor was last seen a week ago leaving Ports Landing on an unnamed ship. But don't worry Paul Winston has a campaign to clean up Ports Landing that I am sure will go exactly to plan.

Well I guess things can't get worse from here. Oh wait, this nose sniffed out more trouble brewing in Loringarr. Newly Appointed Baroness Moryggan Sùrion has upped the stakes on living in Loringarr. Once a favorite person among many of the classes as a humble success story she has made it nearly impossible for some to live in the city without being accused of treason, first she gets her parents out of the way and then she cleans house. Now a favorite of the Duchess. She spends most of her time locked away in her estate hiding from the masses.

~Bark E. Gent
I've got a nose for news



p.s. if anyone knows a good way to stay awake indefinitely, please let this PUP know

[That Guy]

Well, Well old friends sorry it’s been a while. This pup was looking for a safe place to Hide his bones, apparently my BARK has been getting under peoples skin. However it means so much to this old hound that my absence has not only been noticed but missed. Well enough catching up my nose is itching to tell you what’s going on.

Looks like yet again the TIDES are turning. Over the last month it seems the sea has a mind of its own. Beware water hounds, there have been sightings of the Order Attacking friend as well as foe. Wells seem to be going dry and wheat fields a mix with seaweed. If I were you I’d be on the lookout for WATER WATER EVERYWHERE….

So for once in as long as I can remember The Mayor of Ports Landing HAS KEPT HIS PROMISE, at least for now. Dragon’s Blood incidents have been on the decline, HIP HIP HOORAY. So maybe soon enough the Landings will be a place you can walk the streets at night without a small standing army. I’m just so glad to see that an honest man won the election? Right?

Nightmares seen to be spreading further and further. This mutt has even heard stories of sailors refusing to dock cause of all the stories of things that go bump in the night. Anyone out there willing to come up with a REASONable solution to our problem. Thus far catchers, pure running water and circles have been providing some relief but there are no solutions in sight.

Loringar I LOVE watching the faces of those guards when ya adventurers show up to wander the city. Everything seems to be on the rise, commerce, military etc.etc.etc. Even the grand old Elven tradition of appearance what matters most, hmmm interesting don’t ya think?
I almost forgot the Fang it looks as though some of their caravans have been attacked and robbed, but really who steals rocks?

Other news worthy bit of note:
It seems there is much stirring in the Unkempt Lands to the north, a large bunch of Natives have been seen venturing south near Midway, so be careful alright folks.

~Bark E. Gent
I’ve got a Nose for News

[That Guy]

Hear Ye Hear ME

Are ya all listening?

So the Marsh eels are beaten and broken, battered and bruised
The locals of Lorringar wish to thank the random RIFF RAFF of Midway for doing something that Lorringar couldn't.

Now maybe they can get some help with these Nightmares?
Oh, that's right I forgot about your civil unrest. Why can't you lesser peasants and you lesser races just leave them alone they have more important Elfy things to deal with. Oh yeah and apparently Elven wine is getting stronger, It seems like one of the duchesses ELITE guards was “beaten” up in his own locked home and remembers nothing “MUST” be the nightmares as noon I’m sure.

Ok Ok enough picking on the pointy ears now I would never forget the Fuzzy ones down south. So apparently I heard from a little canary there be trouble in them mines, sickness, famine, lack of ore nope there has been claims of the "Dark Ones" lurking behind the tunnels me no need to worry "I don't believe they exist".

Now topside have you all heard of this new zealot group the Punjabra ? Ponjubrah? Pendudraa? Ok all you crazies out there I need you to listen rule one of an evil organization PICK A NAME THAT OTHERS CAN SAY/LOOKS GOOD ON A FLYER. I mean really what the heck does that even mean is it and off Fae dance? A foreign form of mange? One of those hoyty toyty appetizers severed on little tooth picks? Who in the name of the great Mutt in the sky knows?

Oh yeah and watch out for strange elemental s and UN FREAKIN DEAD!!! That's right UN FREAKIN DEAD near Midway. Well on that note I'm Gunna post this and find a nice secluded cave to lock myself in over the winter this pup hates the cold and being one even more, good luck and mind your meals. Hope ta smell ya next season.

Bark E. Gent

[That Guy]

Teaser for season opener 2016:

um Hello I'm not sur if im doing this rite so please forgiv me. My master is gon so I figured I wood doo his job 4 him. I now im not good at riting yet so im sory.

The fang has been mostly uneventful over this past winter and now that the ice has melted ther is much commotion. They hav been hireing al sorts of travelers for stuff I guess.

Ports landing is busier then ever doo 2 the lower crim rat and les drugs being sold ther. the mayor is doing a great job of stamping out criminal activity. even people are moving lower in the landings?.

Loringer is well im not sure it seems ther was supposed to be an assassination but it didn't happen or it hasent yet my master is better at getting in to find info, I don't have sources yet. many non elfs have been seen packing up and leaving but I think that's just doo to spring, elfs can been weird in the spring. however ther is talk of a civil up riseing. it appears that ther is 2 groups of elfs in the city and they wanna fight. Lots of stuff has been closed or bared off from the public, im surprised the doors are still open to be honest.

them punjabrraaa are apparently waking up with a chip on ther shoulder cause they been burning parts of the forest and have been harassing and development attempts. many hav be badly beatan also sum hav lost ther lifes. they seem scarry.

This next bit im not so sure about I cant remember if it was for this season or next. its called the AWAKENING of the clans. He said it was really really bad last time but Lorringar helped stop al the baddies, but now with the 2 groups of elfs im worried they wont be able 2 stop them. I have hers reports of the savag folk coming down south but not like this. Be careful out ther.

After th last devastating blow Midway delt the Marsh Eels last season ther hav been no attacks of note by them. WAY 2 GOO MIDWAY 

Lastly DONT go south to the ruins its crazy ther right and ALL magic in the lands have been affected........wonder if this stuff is all connected? oh sorry thats 4 mi nots ther are werd elementals building stuff and invisible people.

im not as witty as my master so this isn't as fun to read but I promice that thers stuf thats important.

Molly Mongral at yer service



p.s. is ther someone who will help me find my master???

[That Guy]

Teaser may 6-8 2016


Well hello again all you LORDS and LADIES,
It’s so goods to see you again sorry I’ve been away as of late you know recuperation is not all laying in bed and reading old tomes you know (just mostly). Sorry this update is a bit shorter then my standard but as most of you know I’ve had a ruff time as of late.
First I would like to thank those who rescued me from my unhospitable arrangement. Words can not express my gratitude and know this I know who you are and should you need my aide it will be there. I also need to thank all of you who looked out fer my “apprentice” she had a great time and can’t wait to visit MIDWAY AGAIN.

Now for the good stuff.

THE FANG well these ol Dwarves seem ta be kicking up a lot of old dust buying up any old rare metals and smithing recipes. This PUP may not know much about forgeing but he does nose a power play when he sniffs one. It also appears that there may even be a dwarf with a bit of a problem with small enclosed places looking ta hire a few good Adventurers to do their job for em.

PORTS LANDING as always the hustle and bustle of this place is in full swing this spring. With Mayor Winston at the helm it looks like a season with record breaking profits, well atleast for the ones who OWN the boats. However if your looking to get into sailing the 7 fer profit beware of pirates now with less riff raff in the city there presence is getting noticed more and more even some one eyed glowers, if ya know what I mean.

loringar wEll whats there to say bout this dung heap of a city? I beLieve the true colors of this city is Finally comIng to light Now For the fIrst time iN A long Time those looking at this Utopian cities shine will notice it Meer pyrite shimmer in the light. Be wary of long stays and visits this place is a powder keg ready to blow.

The magics seem to be getting crazier than that Prince that dished out 11 obliterations in one evening. I hope you all can figure out how to stop this madness.


Bark E. Gent
“I’ve Got A Nose Fer News”

[That Guy]

Wow this month got away from this old news hound I apologize to my avid readers was teaching my apprentice some things about sniffing out a story and wow did she find a hum dinger, but we’ll let her write about that later.

As always Lorringar is no help when it comes to finding out the truth. I am willing to pay top coin to get any inside scoop on what’s going down in that high elven town.

The Fang has locks its doors up tight ever since the nullification of magic in ALL OF TER’VESA what did you people do??? However as of a few days ago it seems that its business as usual well mostly there are the occasional explosions and mines collapsing, but you know other than that it’s all good.


Ports landing effect from the Magical suppression was an increase in theft and muggings by 200% for one day this old pup thinks that’s not to bad I was expecting a lot worse. Thanks Mayor.

In other news:

There is a mass Arsonist and murderer on the loose. People have been found hanging by their entrails with their whole plantations burned to ash. NO evidence has been left. There has been 5 farmstead in as many weeks. Im not sure whos doing this or why or even the pattern but you can bet that I’ll find out.

For weeks now there have been reports coming to me about missing and dead live stock. Everything from a few chickens, to an entire herd of cattle, which was reported on Monday. Please keep an eye on all animals and workers. This reporter begs you to please stay indoors if you can and do not travel outside after dusk or before dawn.

These lizard folk are becoming more brazen and have begun to attack the cities in daylight and out in the open. This hound smells something a bit stinker than just some angry iguanas if ya ask me.

Thanks to the guilds in midway and I guess this small group called the Dream Cubs nightmare has been receeding its hold on the locals I thank you the meat carriage I chase in my dreams thanks you. But don’t count your bones before their fetched cause I heard that the nightmares that have stuck around are not messing around.

Talking bout midway am I the only one that saw the statue of Stormhammer in the middle of town for weeks just shatter when SOMEONE walked up to him. I hope ya know what you were doing cause if not just realize that you were seen doing whatever it was you were doing with whatever it was that you had.

Sorry forgot this part anyone know whats going on with the ruins of Balmore not being Ruins or desdatute anymore. That seems strange that an ancient city of magic and power is well BACK!!!!!!!!!!

Bark E. Gent
I’ve Got a Nose Fer News

MOLLY’S MINUTE
Thr is these little gren gus ho ben steeln tings frm th kids goin ta tha stix plac ta goden gose. Ter very men gys sum 1 shud help tem kids plesss.
MOLLY

[That Guy]

OK it's been awhile,

Where do we start how about the beginning:

In the beginning there were Balmorian Elves with Tremendous power to harness and manipulate Magic in its core state
Then there WASN'T
Now there is again... thats right they're back, but we are still unaware if they still have the power they once did... or claim to
DOES ANYBODY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THESE GUYS? A few reports have come across my desk about seeing these guys around Ter'vessa. No contact yet just sightings.

Lorringar: As usual most of what is going on in their Ivory Towers is on the hush hush, even MY contacts cant get an ear in those rooms. However rumors have it stated that this group that has been coined the EI has been around a lot longer then we were led to believe. To the point that one of the original King's advisers began it when the King began peace talks with the other races. It also seems they have Givin up ALL claims to Midway. (not sure if this excites me of if I need to find better armor)

Still waiting on reports from my ears in the wood, thus far I been told that the battles are still raging on and that it shows no signs of stopping. I have been told that there is a reason for this uprising but no more details have made it out, if anyone has bandages my guys need em, thank you.

Fang: BORING. Same ole same ole we mine we make there is crap in the fang thats messing with our production of things. One thing that I guess is a bit of note is the patrols of Dwarfs on the outside of the Dragon Fang mountains, mostly up the northern face of the range.

Ports Landing: BORING. Nothing out of the ordinary, except for the dramatic decrease in small time crime, less pick pockets, less petty theft and brawls. However a slight increase in larger crimes like stolen ships and multi-person heists. Yet still a decrease in violent crimes like murder and assault.

The Punjabra I believe they are called well this is where things HEAT up. We have gathered that they were a small group of Lizardmen that were tired of being pushed around by the local authorities and the MARSH EELS(yep those guys, finally broke the camels back( how sad they are such majestic creatures)when they forced them out of there caves two winters ago. Since then they have more then quadrupled their numbers spouting a false history and rhetoric against all other races. However just because their beliefs are see thru that does not mean THEY are please be careful when traveling alone and try not to engage unless it can not be avoided. Any friend of the forests has been able to see the destructive nature of these beasts. Finally thought on these guys NOT ALL LIZARDMEN are PUNJABRA please don't got on a rampant killing spree of Lizard folk.

I have been getting rumors that the Adventurers of Midway are planning a Grand assault this coming gather, I wish them the best and do hope they succeed in their endeavor. Remember I think id was a dog named Benji who once said "if you fail to plan you are planing to fail" keep this in mind. I would love to send a "war corespondent" with you if anyone is interested in this position please let me know. I also pay top coin for articles or stories.

NOW SOME GOOD NEWS!!!
 MIDWAY'S NEWEST DEPUTY,
_{maybe this one will stick around for a bit huu?}
CONGRATULATIONS TO MS. EPHANY BAKER
_{this pup for one hopes to see you stick around for a long while,}
we need some law enforcers around.

Bark E. Gent
I've Got a Nose Fer News


MOLLY'S MINUTE
MIDWAYS FUL OF A BUNC OF JRKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^{_{(sorry guys she was is upset when she wrote this)}}

[That Guy]

Oh my I’m so sorry I lost track of time and believed you all were joining us in a weeks’ time not 36 hours.
Ok Ill makes this short and SWEET.
THEIR BITE IS WORSE THANTHEIR BARK!!! Apparently MIDWAY is not just for farmers anymore this last market faire proves it. As of late the new residents of the small backwoods farming community have been not only engaging in large fights with fierce enemies but WINNIG. Their most recent victory has been over what I understand to be 1 of the 4 creatures that have started this SilverBlood outbreak. AT LEAST SOMEONES DOING SOMETHING BOUT EM. Thanks again adventurers from this Pup and all the farmers in the area.
Let’s get through the basics
Lorringar: same ole same ole. Stuff is happening but its all behind closed doors and even my pups can’t pick up a lead.
The Fang: There doing GREAT, or so they say This old news hound believes there hiding something from the rest of us, what lurks in the depths of those mountains do you know cause they won’t tell me.
Ports Landing: So three cheers for the Mayor cleaning up the streets, however now we are seeing all sorts of thuggery from those less qualified persons of ill ilk tryin to fill the holes in the underground goings on.
NOW fer the new stuff:
Its that time o year again I recommend staying inside until November unless you miss your tortured old relatives and friends. They are back the spirits and Ghoulies are out and about hopefully you have your hordes of gourds if not there’s still time, I happen to know a guy .
These lizard folk are still out in numbers and they have been abit more aggressive, this hound believes it may be due to the cold months ahead, but what do I know?
The unkempt Lands are still in a frenzy so if you value your limbs don’t go north young man.
Lastly now that Midway has been making a name for itself which means only one thing, people of an unsavory nature have taken notice. My contacts have been hearing some whispers about maybe taking back what was already taken from those who don’t deserve such riches.
I’ve Got A Nose fer News
Bark E Gent

p.s Molly says she nt riten n e mor cuz u r al jrk fas es!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[That Guy]

WELL Hello All

I have missed ya hope ya missed me. I know I didn't post last faire i was on assignment hidden in.... lets just say a place named BORENGARR.

So It seems I missed quite a bit, where should we start. hows Treason sound.

A certain city in the north is petitioning Evendarr to become a vassal Kingdom, so what does this mean well in everyday life NOTHING but it make em feel bit more better then us than they already do. However in other ways it could effect trade, merchant routes possible embargoes with other lands. I mean I am aware of talks with Caladore but hay maybe this will help that as I hear their Baron is racist too. Its seems like a political move to get their KING back on his throne I guess Baron just doesn't get his blood flowing as much as that gaudy crown does. Just keep yer wits about you for more enforcement of the KINGS laws.

Next on the agenda is the awakening, DID NOT SEE THIS COMING the lands are in turmoil cause the wild, savage,unkempt folk don't have a shaman seems like something those folks in BORENGARR would do not the uncivilized. Looks like the kind folk of Midway are in the process of fixing that for us again, hey fellow peasants why do we pay taxes and fees to Lorringar, The Fang, or even Ports Landing again. What have they done for us lately? I would like to know. that being said there are not enough in midway to stop all the crazies so travel in groups with weapons or magic at the ready. Until this is all figured out we need to be vigilant and safe. Travel is almost at a stand still do to the unkempt races roaming wild across Ter'Vessa. Should any of you run into a problem you can escape with your life from please let the Sheriff of MIDWAY know asap he may not be handling matters of this small caliber much longer.

So Dem Dwarves have been having internal reports of a private nature, that I just wanted to share with you my friends.

First:

Report to Captain ---------------, the wild races are proving to more of a challenge than originally proposed. Although their presence is not effecting of large trade agrements due to the magic transport of their goods it is very much so effecting our local busniess, QM says not to worry it will all be fine in a few months. I am however not sure we will be able to rebuild or local reputation with the adventurers, the Guard of Ports Landing or some of our other clients, especially you know who.

I would like to tripple our guards and patrols untill this mess is dealt with.




For Thane and Gold

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Second:

Report to Lieutenant ----------------,




Sir my men and I were patrolling the deep eastern tunnels as asked we found no evidence of --------------, as you suspected we wouldn't. However we did find some more of those strange moss like substance. we found 11 one was crushed by private Ironmonger he apologized and we brought 5 to mages as asked, and 5 to the alchemists as well. Private Ironmonger is at the infirmary just to be cautious. Also we did not run into any of the normal creatures or bugs you would expect.




Awaiting our next orders

THE 5th

Hope ya don't mind that I took out the names I mean I know im hunted but even I'm not that dum. It does look like the Fang however may be a bit more preoccupied as of late to deal with this harmless little pup.

So I guess there are Black Punjabra even this conspiracy nut thought that was a dead duck, goes to show some times reality is far worse that our imaginations. WATCH OUT adventurers I cant imagine after you brought down that Guy and his pet Drake ( capital D not little d). that they will turn tail and run. Seems they have been getting bolder since the encounter, how you all learned more then this pup, all I got was these crazy lizards are trying to "ascend" to dragons.

Finally I hope ya all enjoyed the news letter its run by my buddy under my supervision so if you got and questions just let me know.

`Bark E. Gent
I've Got a Nose Fer News


Finally Molly is ready write again:
hi I hop u al remembr me I was wondrin if ne1 nos hos ben takn al the mrchants stuf thay r men and I don't lik tem