Post by That Guy on Jun 8, 2017 13:23:48 GMT -4
HEAR YE HEAR YE
This Pup is pleased to announce all the new and exciting things going on.
First its official the TAILWAGGER GAMES have been announced for this year’s September gathering. HIP HIP HORAY. I’m sure these games will be bigger and better than last time, and this time I’m taking bets.
Second apparently THE NEW SEER has been found, at least that’s what they’re telling us. However if this “new seer” is so powerful and the “chosen” then why and how were they captured and how come they can’t just free themselves? If you ask me it’s just propaganda being spread by the ones truly seeking out the true SEER. All I know is whoever finds them can control all of the unkempt lands.
Third it’s official that MIDWAY has become it own land under its own rule Midway has officially become A FREE TRADE HOLD. This is great news isn’t it? Well yes for any thief con-man and previous enemy of Midway or those within its lands. Right now there’s no army, guard or hierarchy besides an Old Worn Down Dwarf. So I guess good luck MIDWAY you’re gunna need it. All the allegiances made involving midway will now need to be made a new for MIDWAY the FREE TRADE HOLD. And now that its official many crafters and tradesmen are looking to purchase land within midway in hopes to make fortunes for themselves.
Some of Lorringar’s troops have been seen in the Unkempt Lands, it’s about time they decided to help out and join the fray. Hopefully with their help we won’t have to deal with this much longer.
Any more news on the Punjabra … didn’t think so, well hope they won’t kill us all before it’s to late. Well relax your friendly neighborhood mutt got the goods. Seems they have been hiding more than just there numbers but also their plans
So now the local stuff, farmers bar up your homesteads and protect your families the wild ones are coming more and more. We have lost a few neighbors and a few friends let’s not lose anymore.
Beware of a strange illness affecting some of the surrounding hamlets and small towns. It seems there are three stages and once it’s progressed to the third stage its incurable. So beware that cough may not just be the ragweed.
I am also still looking for adventurers to send in information as to what’s going on with all of the things there dealing with, I pay top coin for the scoop so ya know. We’re looking fer wanted adds, things you wish to sell, but mostly more information for the people.
Psst. Yeah you over there one last thing but don’t tell nobody, I also heard that theres something going on deep in the mountains. This pup hates small dark places so I would need someone to check it out for me and get me the full scoop.
Bark E. Gent
“I’ve Got a Nose Fer News”
This Pup is pleased to announce all the new and exciting things going on.
First its official the TAILWAGGER GAMES have been announced for this year’s September gathering. HIP HIP HORAY. I’m sure these games will be bigger and better than last time, and this time I’m taking bets.
Second apparently THE NEW SEER has been found, at least that’s what they’re telling us. However if this “new seer” is so powerful and the “chosen” then why and how were they captured and how come they can’t just free themselves? If you ask me it’s just propaganda being spread by the ones truly seeking out the true SEER. All I know is whoever finds them can control all of the unkempt lands.
Third it’s official that MIDWAY has become it own land under its own rule Midway has officially become A FREE TRADE HOLD. This is great news isn’t it? Well yes for any thief con-man and previous enemy of Midway or those within its lands. Right now there’s no army, guard or hierarchy besides an Old Worn Down Dwarf. So I guess good luck MIDWAY you’re gunna need it. All the allegiances made involving midway will now need to be made a new for MIDWAY the FREE TRADE HOLD. And now that its official many crafters and tradesmen are looking to purchase land within midway in hopes to make fortunes for themselves.
Some of Lorringar’s troops have been seen in the Unkempt Lands, it’s about time they decided to help out and join the fray. Hopefully with their help we won’t have to deal with this much longer.
Any more news on the Punjabra … didn’t think so, well hope they won’t kill us all before it’s to late. Well relax your friendly neighborhood mutt got the goods. Seems they have been hiding more than just there numbers but also their plans
So now the local stuff, farmers bar up your homesteads and protect your families the wild ones are coming more and more. We have lost a few neighbors and a few friends let’s not lose anymore.
Beware of a strange illness affecting some of the surrounding hamlets and small towns. It seems there are three stages and once it’s progressed to the third stage its incurable. So beware that cough may not just be the ragweed.
I am also still looking for adventurers to send in information as to what’s going on with all of the things there dealing with, I pay top coin for the scoop so ya know. We’re looking fer wanted adds, things you wish to sell, but mostly more information for the people.
Psst. Yeah you over there one last thing but don’t tell nobody, I also heard that theres something going on deep in the mountains. This pup hates small dark places so I would need someone to check it out for me and get me the full scoop.
Bark E. Gent
“I’ve Got a Nose Fer News”